Funny Valentine's day story...

Well Jeremy took me out to dinner at the Old Salt Restaurant at Lammie's Inn in Hampton, NH for Valentines Day. He ordered a haddock (white fish out here that they cook instead of Halibut), and I ordered boiled lobster. Now I am thinking of getting lobster at Red Lobster, it is a lobster tail with no little legs still attached and split open. Not what I got. Our wonderful waitress Judy brings me two plates, one with my mashed potatoes and carrots on it, the other with a whole lobster with all little legs attached and anntenae and eyeballs attached. I started to cry, I was thinking lobster tail. Jeremy tried to help me get into it, I didn't want it staring at me while I took it appart or while I was eating it. Judy came back to check on us, and took pity on me and broke the front claws off, and took the tail off, then she took the body away so I wouldn't have to look at it. After that was all said and done, the lobster was great, and Jeremy had all the lobster guts all over him, instead of me!!